Ever wanted to give someone a piece of shit for Christmas? Well, this toilet paper is a much more sincere way of doing so. Not to mention, a bit more hygienic. Each sheet of toilet paper is printed with “You Get Sh*t for Christmas” and contains a hilarious image of Santa sitting on the chimney and smoking a cigar. Whether it’s an anonymous prank or a novelty holiday gift, someone’s in for a good laugh!
Nothing more disappointing than a diluted drink. With this giant ice cube tray, your drinks will stay cold and flavorful significantly longer than with those generic ice cubes - not to mention they’ll also look awesome. Ideal for whiskey and cocktails.
Enjoy a much-needed blast to the past with this adorable Tamagotchi. While anyone in close proximity will probably hate you, you’ll be too caught up in a world of dreamy childhood games Gotchi points to care.
This good quality Zippo lighter with a black prism rainbow is a beautiful Pink Floyd reference, showing the colors of their album The Dark Side of the Moon. The white light being dispersed through a prism into a rainbow of colors will surely impress all your Zippo lover friends.
Not only is this lamp awesome to look at, it’s also pretty entertaining to have around for a Tetris fan. You can actually build it yourself tetris game style and re-build it whenever you’re feeling creative or in need of a slight change in decor. Its LED lights provide creative ambient lighting with a retro feel.