Nostalia’s Wood Bucket Ice Cream Maker lets you easily make your own delicious ice cream or sorbet from the comfort of your home. The DIY ice cream it produces is apparently even better than store-bought ice cream. How unfathomable is that?! Depending on the type of ice cream-aholic you are, you can choose amongst vegan ice cream, sorbet, or regular old fashioned ice cream recipes. It’s designed like a vintage ice cream maker, making it all the more awesome.
This Star Wars R2D2 pizza cutter will slice your pizza like a astromech droid while subtly saving the galaxy. To add to your adrenaline rushf, it’ll also make robot sounds while doing it. It’s an awesomely geeky gift for a pizza loving Star Wars fan.
This stainless steel pirate bottle opener and corkscrew will open your bottle and then carry on with its daily life as a peg-legged pirate. Even when you’re not into the wine (or the bottled substance of your choice), this cute little pirate is an entertaining kitchen accessory to have around. It’s also a cool gift for a beer or wine lover. Or for a pirate lover.
No more wondering what the fuckyou should make for dinner, this cookbook has your next 50 meal ideas planned. With simple yet delicious recipes for both vegetarians and meat lovers, this recipe book is great for the amateur cook who lacks inspiration or gets bored of cooking up the same meals on a weekly basis. Contrary to the majority of mouth-watering cookbooks, the recipes included are easy-to-follow and mostly don’t require an too many ingredients. To top things off, it’s written in a hilariously witty tongue, making every page engaging in a “I want that in my belly now” kind of way as well as in a “laughing my ass off” kind of way.
Take productivity and alertness to the next level with the World’s strongest coffee. Whether you’re pulling an all-nighter or waking up at an ungodly hour, a few sips of this powerful coffee will have you feeling like a ball of fire. Everyone (especially your co-workers) will be jealous of your inhumane energy levels.