Leave your chill pills at home — the Trianium Metal Fidget Spinner is here to relieve your anxiety (or to simply keep you on top of the latest trends). In all honesty, this quality metal-alloy fidget spinner has to be the most badass of fidget spinners out there. Its matté black finishing and quality ball bearings give it a sleek look and a smooth spin.
Your guests are bound to stop in their footsteps when they lay their eyes on this Salvador Dali inspired melting clock. It’s surprisingly stable, battery operated, and actually tells the time with precision. An original gift idea for just about anyone with a free slot on their bookshelf.
You’ll never lose your glass again with this 750ml wine bottle glass. You’ll also never have to refill it again (depending on your tolerance of course). Most of all, it’s a hilariously thoughtful gift for an avid wine drinker, or yourself.
Maybe you touched your genitals, maybe you didn’t. It’s always an awkward subject to bring up so let this liquid hand soap do the talking. Quirky bathroom decor is hilarious since it tends to be discovered by your guests at completely unexpected moments. Having said that, the best part about BlueQ’s genital soap will be your friends’ reactions after they use your bathroom. It’s also a funny gag gift for a germaphobe.
This stainless steel pirate bottle opener and corkscrew will open your bottle and then carry on with its daily life as a peg-legged pirate. Even when you’re not into the wine (or the bottled substance of your choice), this cute little pirate is an entertaining kitchen accessory to have around. It’s also a cool gift for a beer or wine lover. Or for a pirate lover.