When it comes to decorating for the holidays, people tend to neglect the bathroom. Well, if you’re planning on decorating anything this year, it should be your toilet! This quirky Santa Claus toilet seat cover lets you dress your toilet up like Santa. We can guarantee that you’ll hear some giggles every time a guest uses the restroom.
Ever wanted to give someone a piece of shit for Christmas? Well, this toilet paper is a much more sincere way of doing so. Not to mention, a bit more hygienic. Each sheet of toilet paper is printed with “You Get Sh*t for Christmas” and contains a hilarious image of Santa sitting on the chimney and smoking a cigar. Whether it’s an anonymous prank or a novelty holiday gift, someone’s in for a good laugh!
This Wine Dispensing Stocking Flask is a festive way to enjoy the holidays with wine. Simply fill it up with 2.5 liters of your favorite wine, hang it within arms reach (or on the fireplace if you’re classy like that) and a jolly good time awaits. It will be a definite hit at your next party! A wine dispensing stocking is also a pretty quirky holiday gift for the wine lover in your life.
Whether it’s a co-worker, lover, friend or a boss (maybe not a boss…), this Christmas-themed man thong is a hilariously awkward holiday gift. Depending on the circumstances involved, this sexy reindeer thong will either add some humor to your evening or some serious spark in the bedroom. We hope it’s the latter ;)
Chambongs skip the baby sips and small talk and get straight to the point of no return. Simply fill your Chambong with 6 ounces of Champagne, brace yourself and let the guzzling begin. It might be pretty wasteful to chug expensive Champagne, but Chambong is a cool drinking accessory for getting smashed off of cheap Champagne — although your head might disagree the next morning. Whip them out on New Year’s Eve and you’re in for a definite good time!