Who ever said you can’t wear Christmas decorations? This sleek men’s Rudolph Costume Suit will let you dress up like the boss of Christmas this holiday season. It’s festive, stylish and surprisingly high-quality for a costume so you won’t be uncomfortable nor will you look too ridiculous.
Chambongs skip the baby sips and small talk and get straight to the point of no return. Simply fill your Chambong with 6 ounces of Champagne, brace yourself and let the guzzling begin. It might be pretty wasteful to chug expensive Champagne, but Chambong is a cool drinking accessory for getting smashed off of cheap Champagne — although your head might disagree the next morning. Whip them out on New Year’s Eve and you’re in for a definite good time!
Want to make a hilariously memorable entrance at holiday parties this season? Surprise the hell out of everyone with this Special Delivery From Santa Costume. Just don’t forget the gift. While the costume is designed for men, it can fit most women with an under 34-inch waist size.
Ever wanted to give someone a piece of shit for Christmas? Well, this toilet paper is a much more sincere way of doing so. Not to mention, a bit more hygienic. Each sheet of toilet paper is printed with “You Get Sh*t for Christmas” and contains a hilarious image of Santa sitting on the chimney and smoking a cigar. Whether it’s an anonymous prank or a novelty holiday gift, someone’s in for a good laugh!
Whether it’s a co-worker, lover, friend or a boss (maybe not a boss…), this Christmas-themed man thong is a hilariously awkward holiday gift. Depending on the circumstances involved, this sexy reindeer thong will either add some humor to your evening or some serious spark in the bedroom. We hope it’s the latter ;)