This stainless steel pirate bottle opener and corkscrew will open your bottle and then carry on with its daily life as a peg-legged pirate. Even when you’re not into the wine (or the bottled substance of your choice), this cute little pirate is an entertaining kitchen accessory to have around. It’s also a cool gift for a beer or wine lover. Or for a pirate lover.
This is the kind of kitchen accessory that literally anyone with food in their freezer could benefit from. Let’s be real here, we’ve all experienced the frustruation of forgetting to defrost something the night before. With this defrosting tray, you’ll never have to spend more than half an hour thawing your meat or other frozen goodies (unless it’s an entire lamb..in which case it might not fit on the tray). It’s made out of thermal conductive material so your food defrosts without even needing an electricity source. Not only does this awesome kitchen gadget save you time and energy, it also saves you from having to resort to using the microwave’s sketchy defrost setting.
No more wondering what the fuckyou should make for dinner, this cookbook has your next 50 meal ideas planned. With simple yet delicious recipes for both vegetarians and meat lovers, this recipe book is great for the amateur cook who lacks inspiration or gets bored of cooking up the same meals on a weekly basis. Contrary to the majority of mouth-watering cookbooks, the recipes included are easy-to-follow and mostly don’t require an too many ingredients. To top things off, it’s written in a hilariously witty tongue, making every page engaging in a “I want that in my belly now” kind of way as well as in a “laughing my ass off” kind of way.
Take productivity and alertness to the next level with the World’s strongest coffee. Whether you’re pulling an all-nighter or waking up at an ungodly hour, a few sips of this powerful coffee will have you feeling like a ball of fire. Everyone (especially your co-workers) will be jealous of your inhumane energy levels.
While sports and wine don’t typically go hand in hand, this baseball bat wine bottle opener is the perfect gift for a sports or baseball fan who’s also a wine enthusiast. Best of all, it’s electric so opening a bottle of wine will involve minimal effort, allowing you to keep your eyes on the game. Choose from the San Francisco Giants, New York Yankees, Chicago White Sox and more.