This irrelevant Calm the Fuck Down Adult Coloring Book will help you calm to fuck down after a long day. All images provided are completely random – yet soothing — and are backed with fun and quirky quotes. Basically, stop taking life so seriously take your crayons out.
This awesome Stainless Steel flask set comes with just about everything you need for mess-free drinking on the go. The best part is probably the collapsible shot glass that fits right into the side of the flask. The money clip might even save you from financial losses on those drunken nights you can’t remember.
Your guests are bound to stop in their footsteps when they lay their eyes on this Salvador Dali inspired melting clock. It’s surprisingly stable, battery operated, and actually tells the time with precision. An original gift idea for just about anyone with a free slot on their bookshelf.
You’ll never lose your glass again with this 750ml wine bottle glass. You’ll also never have to refill it again (depending on your tolerance of course). Most of all, it’s a hilariously thoughtful gift for an avid wine drinker, or yourself.
This book is truly inspiring and a motivational masterpiece. It provides beautiful words of encouragement for breaking you out of your comfort zone. Asides from being a potentially life changing bi-weekly read, it’s the perfect ageless birthday gift (or New Year’s gift) for anyone needing to be broken out of their shell.