This irrelevant Calm the Fuck Down Adult Coloring Book will help you calm to fuck down after a long day. All images provided are completely random – yet soothing — and are backed with fun and quirky quotes. Basically, stop taking life so seriously take your crayons out.
Your guests are bound to stop in their footsteps when they lay their eyes on this Salvador Dali inspired melting clock. It’s surprisingly stable, battery operated, and actually tells the time with precision. An original gift idea for just about anyone with a free slot on their bookshelf.
This good quality Zippo lighter with a black prism rainbow is a beautiful Pink Floyd reference, showing the colors of their album The Dark Side of the Moon. The white light being dispersed through a prism into a rainbow of colors will surely impress all your Zippo lover friends.
Stylish and quirky bathroom decor is hard to come by, so when we landed on this retro polaroid toilet paper dispenser it was love at first sight. Just hearing your friends giggle in the bathroom when they see it will make it worth the buy. It also comes with a roll of polaroid film toilet paper that you’ll be disappointed to run out of.
Nothing more disappointing than a diluted drink. With this giant ice cube tray, your drinks will stay cold and flavorful significantly longer than with those generic ice cubes - not to mention they’ll also look awesome. Ideal for whiskey and cocktails.