This irrelevant Calm the Fuck Down Adult Coloring Book will help you calm to fuck down after a long day. All images provided are completely random – yet soothing — and are backed with fun and quirky quotes. Basically, stop taking life so seriously take your crayons out.
Take productivity and alertness to the next level with the World’s strongest coffee. Whether you’re pulling an all-nighter or waking up at an ungodly hour, a few sips of this powerful coffee will have you feeling like a ball of fire. Everyone (especially your co-workers) will be jealous of your inhumane energy levels.
Anyone with a knack for vintage or antique furniture will truly appreciate this Furniture Bible book. This useful furniture restoration guide will teach you how to preserve and repair furniture like a pro. It even includes DIY recipes for varnishes, waxes, and other concoctions.
Maybe you touched your genitals, maybe you didn’t. It’s always an awkward subject to bring up so let this liquid hand soap do the talking. Quirky bathroom decor is hilarious since it tends to be discovered by your guests at completely unexpected moments. Having said that, the best part about BlueQ’s genital soap will be your friends’ reactions after they use your bathroom. It’s also a funny gag gift for a germaphobe.
Since everyone and their Mom knows how to play tic-tac-toe, this is the no brainer of drinking games. It’s made of surprisingly durable glass and is easily hand washable - since we all know drinking games can escalate quickly. The mini beer mug glasses are also adorable on their own.